my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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