he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
The air taste purple.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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