I think I can smell my own vagina right now
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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