Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize
