He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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