and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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