Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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