The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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