Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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