what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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