I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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