He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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