I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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