I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I stole a fireplace last night.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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