Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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