there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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