seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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