Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
