You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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