I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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