There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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