why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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