I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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