but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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