wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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