Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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