I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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