u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
