She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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