I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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