yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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