this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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