okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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