ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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