they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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