I think I died a long time ago.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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