never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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