Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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