is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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