I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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