escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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