1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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