before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
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I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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