ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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