He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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