The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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