No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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