you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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