I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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