The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize