Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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