Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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