People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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